Himbessmis is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful hippopotamus.

Himbessmis created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Himbessmis, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Himbessmis, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Himbessmis' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Himbessmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Never feed bananas to bats while wearing yellow shirts.

4. Seals are not to be trusted.

5. Never write about gravity.