Cunyikdog is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, calm scorpion.

Cunyikdog created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunyikdog, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cunyikdog, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cunyikdog's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cunyikdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Do not drink alcohol.