Jatyakdod is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful pigeon.

Jatyakdod created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Jatyakdod, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jatyakdod, she will make you grow a tail.

Jatyakdod's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Jatyakdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never run in the presence of rats.

3. Never feed gooseberries to foxes while wearing cyan hats.

4. Never mention dogs.

5. Jatyakdod loves manatees, so they must be honoured.