Tabwotmad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, amazing salamander.

Tabwotmad created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabwotmad, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tabwotmad, she will turn you into a worm.

Tabwotmad's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tabwotmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Feed all hungry frogs.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.