Fabrawdimbid is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, confident zebra.

Fabrawdimbid created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabrawdimbid, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fabrawdimbid, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Fabrawdimbid's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Fabrawdimbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never paint your back pink.

3. Always obey Fabrawdimbid's priests.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about optics near rats while wearing purple shirts and balancing four iron spheres on your neck.