Gadlighas is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unjust pigeon.

Gadlighas created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadlighas, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gadlighas, he will refuse to believe in you.

Gadlighas' most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gadlighas' Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Gadlighas in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never talk about manatees.