Dunteentimcempigpigbedcum is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awe-inspiring ant.

Dunteentimcempigpigbedcum created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunteentimcempigpigbedcum, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dunteentimcempigpigbedcum, she will curse you with boils.

Dunteentimcempigpigbedcum's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Dunteentimcempigpigbedcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not kill great tits.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not keep four manatees in a large pit.

5. Always stare at clouds.