Lenbitveen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, self-assured alligator.

Lenbitveen created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenbitveen, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lenbitveen, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Lenbitveen's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Lenbitveen's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near aardvarks while wearing cyan hats and balancing four lead spheres on your back.