Safgudfubont is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, grumpy crane.

Safgudfubont created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safgudfubont, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Safgudfubont, he will not care.

Safgudfubont's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Safgudfubont's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

3. Always help swans.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.