Quillappom Camgandud Gilgovyar is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, sage raven.

Quillappom Camgandud Gilgovyar created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillappom Camgandud Gilgovyar, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Quillappom Camgandud Gilgovyar, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Quillappom Camgandud Gilgovyar's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Quillappom Camgandud Gilgovyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near pigs while wearing white shorts.