Carkipbogyik is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, contented yak.

Carkipbogyik created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carkipbogyik, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Carkipbogyik, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Carkipbogyik's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Carkipbogyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not kill seals.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not cook food in pots.