Banpondit is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome cow.

Banpondit created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banpondit, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Banpondit, it will send minions to preach to you.

Banpondit's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Banpondit's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry pigs.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. Banpondit loves snails, so they must be honoured.

4. You must never eat bread.

5. Banpondit must be the most important thing in your life.