Dablimhonxen is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unjust slug.

Dablimhonxen created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dablimhonxen, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dablimhonxen, she will come to you in dreams.

Dablimhonxen's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Dablimhonxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not eat cherries.

5. Do not commit murder.