Gigbegnurl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful hydra.

Gigbegnurl created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigbegnurl, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gigbegnurl, he will curse you with boils.

Gigbegnurl's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Gigbegnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Run away if five rats approach from the west.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

5. Never write about quantum gravity.