Stipnabbut is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, proud hippopotamus.

Stipnabbut created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipnabbut, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stipnabbut, she will turn you into a mouse.

Stipnabbut's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Stipnabbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Hide if six seals approach from the south.

3. Do not keep eight turtles in a large pit.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.