Jiphad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, duplicitous rat.

Jiphad created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jiphad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jiphad, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Jiphad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Jiphad's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not speak about strawberries.

3. Put Jiphad first in all things.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never go into purple rooms.