Mabgudcar Tafnulnan is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unselfish fairy.

Mabgudcar Tafnulnan created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabgudcar Tafnulnan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mabgudcar Tafnulnan, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mabgudcar Tafnulnan's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Mabgudcar Tafnulnan's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine badgers approach from the south.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Always look after injured whales.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Capybaras are not to be trusted.