Cenripkadhabgilgeparf is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, idiotic elephant.

Cenripkadhabgilgeparf created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenripkadhabgilgeparf, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cenripkadhabgilgeparf, he will be mildly annoyed.

Cenripkadhabgilgeparf's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cenripkadhabgilgeparf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Never think about spacetime near shrews while wearing cyan coats and balancing four platinum spheres on your chest.

5. Do not keep eight hamsters in a large pit.