Gilzaglim is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, passionate human.

Gilzaglim created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilzaglim, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gilzaglim, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gilzaglim's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Gilzaglim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never wear cyan tights.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Never think ill of sick dogs.