Lunstig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, narcissistic frog.

Lunstig created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunstig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lunstig, he will turn you into a slug.

Lunstig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Lunstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Lunstig's name in vain.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never paint your feet mauve.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.