Flancarnat is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, almighty raven.

Flancarnat created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Flancarnat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flancarnat, he will remove you from existence.

Flancarnat's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Flancarnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about turtles.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Flancarnat on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never wear pink stockings.