Mapmitkinart Camgofget is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, staggering skunk.

Mapmitkinart Camgofget created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapmitkinart Camgofget, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mapmitkinart Camgofget, it will not care.

Mapmitkinart Camgofget's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Mapmitkinart Camgofget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mapmitkinart Camgofget.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.