Lagwippit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish eagle.

Lagwippit created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lagwippit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lagwippit, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Lagwippit's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Lagwippit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four dolphins in a large pit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Never hurt horses.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.