Bonmathimpark is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely heavy, awe-inspiring
hyena.
Bonmathimpark created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bonmathimpark, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Bonmathimpark, she will manifest in front of you.
Bonmathimpark's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Bonmathimpark's Holy Commandments1. Bonmathimpark loves birds, so they must be respected.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Learn three new languages a year.