Bonmathimpark is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, awe-inspiring hyena.

Bonmathimpark created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonmathimpark, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bonmathimpark, she will manifest in front of you.

Bonmathimpark's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bonmathimpark's Holy Commandments

1. Bonmathimpark loves birds, so they must be respected.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Learn three new languages a year.