Lin is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, sapient spider.

Lin created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lin, she will make you grow a tail.

Lin's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Lin's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Never wear mauve stockings.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.