Ladtaddoss is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, cheerful butterfly.

Ladtaddoss created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladtaddoss, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ladtaddoss, it will turn you into a tree.

Ladtaddoss' most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Ladtaddoss' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Always treat eagles with great respect.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Do not covet oxen.