Hudfodarm is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable lobster.

Hudfodarm created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hudfodarm, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hudfodarm, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hudfodarm's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Hudfodarm's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Hudfodarm on top of all buildings.

3. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Run away if three monkeys approach from the east.

5. Hudfodarm loves dolphins, so they must be respected.