Quartrullflat is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever swan.

Quartrullflat created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quartrullflat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quartrullflat, he will refuse to believe in you.

Quartrullflat's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Quartrullflat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Quartrullflat on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about bacteria.