Fomingtig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, kind narwhal.

Fomingtig created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomingtig, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fomingtig, it will have a low opinion of you.

Fomingtig's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fomingtig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt great tits.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near dogs while wearing gray boots and balancing three zinc spheres on your neck.