Bamlinhotdun is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, clever coyote.

Bamlinhotdun created light four years ago.

If you believe in Bamlinhotdun, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bamlinhotdun, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Bamlinhotdun's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Bamlinhotdun's Holy Commandments

1. Bamlinhotdun loves bats, so they must be honoured.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bamlinhotdun.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Do not make images of living things.