Bamdussman Armsandsigfotfunfot is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful porpoise.

Bamdussman Armsandsigfotfunfot created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamdussman Armsandsigfotfunfot, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bamdussman Armsandsigfotfunfot, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Bamdussman Armsandsigfotfunfot's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bamdussman Armsandsigfotfunfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never feed coconuts to geese while wearing brown coats.