Nadhotnill is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying mole.

Nadhotnill created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadhotnill, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nadhotnill, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nadhotnill's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nadhotnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. You must love Nadhotnill.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

4. Run away from magenta aardvarks, for they are unholy.

5. Fast once a month.