Yogcidnib is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, pitiless goose.

Yogcidnib created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogcidnib, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yogcidnib, she will strike you with lightening.

Yogcidnib's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Yogcidnib's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never feed gooseberries to rats while wearing violet tights.

3. Do not take Yogcidnib's name in vain.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Yogcidnib.

5. Never talk about enzymes.