Logtigbab Didmaptaflarpsag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, narcissistic donkey.

Logtigbab Didmaptaflarpsag created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Logtigbab Didmaptaflarpsag, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Logtigbab Didmaptaflarpsag, she will be very sad.

Logtigbab Didmaptaflarpsag's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Logtigbab Didmaptaflarpsag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never bounce near voles.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Never hurt ants.