Habmapmin is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, strong hummingbird.

Habmapmin created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Habmapmin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Habmapmin, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Habmapmin's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Habmapmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Habmapmin.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. You must never eat onions.