Bognegzag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, astonishing bat.

Bognegzag created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bognegzag, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bognegzag, he will try to impress you with trees.

Bognegzag's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Bognegzag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five voles approach from the west.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Hide if nine manatees approach from the east.

4. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never play with disobedient children.