Fedcetnurt is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing bat.

Fedcetnurt created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fedcetnurt, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fedcetnurt, he will not care at all.

Fedcetnurt's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fedcetnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

2. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. You must love Fedcetnurt.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.