Fedcetnurt is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing
bat.
Fedcetnurt created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Fedcetnurt, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Fedcetnurt, he will not care at all.
Fedcetnurt's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Fedcetnurt's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.
2. Always treat capybaras with great respect.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. You must love Fedcetnurt.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.