Yarbagyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, deceitful yak.

Yarbagyatt created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarbagyatt, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yarbagyatt, he will turn you into a puffin.

Yarbagyatt's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Yarbagyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect three platinum sculptures of Yarbagyatt on top of important buildings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.