Femcutlik is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, smart ant.

Femcutlik created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Femcutlik, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Femcutlik, she will destroy your home planet.

Femcutlik's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Femcutlik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Worship no other gods but Femcutlik.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.