Didganlen is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing dog.

Didganlen created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Didganlen, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Didganlen, it will think nothing of it.

Didganlen's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Didganlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

4. Never talk about spacetime near cats while wearing brown hats.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.