Flowjadxen is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, effective
rat.
Flowjadxen created light three million years ago.
If you believe in
Flowjadxen, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Flowjadxen, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Flowjadxen's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Flowjadxen's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Flowjadxen in the centre of the settlement.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Learn six new languages a year.
5. Do not listen to music.