Sanjarnpig is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring crow.

Sanjarnpig created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Sanjarnpig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sanjarnpig, it will turn you into a tree.

Sanjarnpig's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Sanjarnpig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Hide if three foxes approach from the south.

3. Never mention otters.

4. Sanjarnpig loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Always treat manatees with great respect.