Dodcep is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless
seal.
Dodcep created Asia six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dodcep, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Dodcep, it will cry a lot.
Dodcep's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Dodcep's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Dodcep must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dodcep.
4. Retreat if nine porpoises approach from the west.
5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.