Dodcep is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless seal.

Dodcep created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodcep, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dodcep, it will cry a lot.

Dodcep's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Dodcep's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Dodcep must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dodcep.

4. Retreat if nine porpoises approach from the west.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.