Nursuggid is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, self-assured
hare.
Nursuggid created the universe five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nursuggid, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Nursuggid, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Nursuggid's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Nursuggid's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry aardvarks.
2. Never talk about goats.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.