Nursuggid is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, self-assured hare.

Nursuggid created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nursuggid, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nursuggid, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nursuggid's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Nursuggid's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

2. Never talk about goats.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.