Rillstragbop is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil wasp.

Rillstragbop created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Rillstragbop, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rillstragbop, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rillstragbop's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Rillstragbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange skirts.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never feed turnips to seals while wearing blue dresses.

4. Hide if four cats approach from the south.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.