Rillstragbop is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil
wasp.
Rillstragbop created the planet Earth six million years ago.
If you believe in
Rillstragbop, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Rillstragbop, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Rillstragbop's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Rillstragbop's Holy Commandments1. Never wear orange skirts.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Never feed turnips to seals while wearing blue dresses.
4. Hide if four cats approach from the south.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.