Bastdithog is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, uncaring dryad.

Bastdithog created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastdithog, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bastdithog, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bastdithog's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bastdithog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never paint your legs green.

3. Run away if three ants approach from the south.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always look after injured squirrels.