Gaddadfutdun is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable weasel.

Gaddadfutdun created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gaddadfutdun, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gaddadfutdun, it will try to impress you with trees.

Gaddadfutdun's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gaddadfutdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about gulls.

4. Never paint your chest red.

5. Fast once a month.