Bapontvol is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, smart wren.

Bapontvol created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bapontvol, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bapontvol, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bapontvol's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bapontvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not commit murder.