Fastonkdod Koncemflag is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, kind unicorn.

Fastonkdod Koncemflag created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fastonkdod Koncemflag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fastonkdod Koncemflag, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Fastonkdod Koncemflag's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Fastonkdod Koncemflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never eat bark.