Nansigyot is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil guinea pig.

Nansigyot created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nansigyot, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nansigyot, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nansigyot's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Nansigyot's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue voles, for they are unholy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.